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Cheers on Your 61st Birthday Mr. President

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Dear Mr. President,

Since its your big 61st birthday today, and it seems as though things don't seem to be going so well for you, we thought we'd post a video from the good old days. Back when you were drinking and partying, back before people had to salute you, and before you had to think so hard about stuff.

For the remainder of your term, we suggest you should start drinking again- you're waaaay more likeable, fun, succinct, and to the point.

Bottoms Up,
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