Funny guy Andy Dick was arrested on drug and sexual battery charges around 2 a.m. today in a Murrieta (Riverside County) parking lot after allegedly groping the breasts of a 17-year-old girl. After Dick pulled the teen's tank top and bra down, exposing her breasts (according to the victim and witnesses) in the Buffalo Wild Wings parking lot, police arrested him in the lot of a nearby Sam's Club. Drugs charges were tacked on after police found some weed and a Xanax in his Dick's pants pocket. The waaaasted Dick (mugshot at right) was released on $5,000 bail.