Have a Merry Wookie Christmas

The 1978 Star Wars Holiday Special has the distinction of being one of the few chances you'll ever get to see a Wookie having an orgasm, but who wants to sit through Bea Arthur and Jefferson Starship to get there? Mercifully, some evil video genius has condensed two hours of 1978 time down to five of our 2006 minutes. And a happy Life Day to you as well.