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Slutbag Lohan Wants Beckham's Nuts

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Lindsay Lohan everyone's favorite drunken, road-raging, coke-head, Hollywood-washup starlet bet's $50K that she will sleep with David Beckham by December when Posh hits the Spice Girls Tour. Sure Linds, why not?

Of course it might be hard to sneak him into a jail cell, considering her recent DUI arrest is a sure sign that is where she will be headed.

Look Lindsay, you cock-eyed slag. Just because Becks and Posh are nutty enough to be friends with Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes doesn't mean they are-- wait a minute...
Who are we fooling. This is LA, and everything's possible. Especially some ex-pop star to get usurped by a rage-fueled, cokehead actress.

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If LAist was Becks, we wouldn't want to put it anywhere Fez has been anyways. 'Nuff said.

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