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Sarah Palin Porn Video Released Today
Well, this is timely. Hustler's "Who’s Nailin’ Paylin?" hit the streets today and has already taken over the #1 spot on Adult DVD Empire’s best-sellers list (thanks to pre-orders), according to the Beverly Hills based company.
Jumping on the Palin wagon, porn companies used Los Angeles Craigslist pages to recruit an amateur Palin look-a-like. For Hustler, Veteran MILF Lisa Ann took the job along with Nina Hartley who plays Hillary Clinton and Jada Fire as Condi Rice (yeah, they went there--lesbian threeway).
The one hour, 45-minute flick has lots of action and little dialogue filled with double entendres such as "backdoor politics" and "drill baby drill." The silliest line goes to Hillary Clinton's character: "I'm so tired of bipartisanship. Why can't just be bi?"
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So there you go LA, one of the biggest commercial products from this city on Election Day is the butt of Valley jokes and a hard fought-for First Amendment right (Paylin wears a free speech pendent throughout the movie). See Paylin before she mends relations with Russian soldiers below (PG13ish photo):
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