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Extra, Extra: Chimp News, Pizza Makeover, & a Curved Penis

- A chimp who previously ran loose on the streets of Vegas got out again, but is now headed for an Oregon animal sanctuary.
- More chimp news: The L.A. Zoo still can't explain why an adult male fatally attacked a baby chimp in front of patrons.
- Happy birthday, Halle Berry! An old lady collapses on the actress' table during dinner.
- Domino's Pizza is getting a makeover. Will it make you want their pizza?
- Sorry Brentwood: You're soon going to be out one Cheesecake Factory.
- Moviemaker J.J. Abrams says movie budgets these days are pretty ridiculous.
- Headline of the day goes to the OC Weekly's Navel Gazing Blog: "Curved Penis Helps Bring Down Angry OC Child Molester."
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Cruise off the highway and hit locally-known spots for some tasty bites.
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Fentanyl and other drugs fuel record deaths among people experiencing homelessness in L.A. County. From 2019 to 2021, deaths jumped 70% to more than 2,200 in a single year.
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This fungi isn’t a “fun guy.” Here’s what to do if you spot or suspect mold in your home.
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Donald Trump was a fading TV presence when the WGA strike put a dent in network schedules.
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Edward Bronstein died in March 2020 while officers were forcibly taking a blood sample after his detention.
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A hike can be a beautiful backdrop as you build your connection with someone.