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Prince Paul! Brand Nubian! N.O.R.E.! Grandmaster Flash! Bushwick Bill! Just Blaze! House of Pain! Juelz Santana! Kid Rock! Insane Clown Posse! Is this disparate hip-hop collective kicking off the mother of all rap tours? Nope. They're just some of the guests who have stopped by to skewer the contestants on the most criminally ignored reality show on television.

The White Rapper Show is the brainchild of those clever gents at Ego Trip. Every Monday (VH1, 10:00 p.m.) aspiring Caucasian rappers from around the world compete in a series of challenges, most embarrassing, before one is told to "step off!" by lovably bi-polar host MC Serch (remember 3rd Bass?). There are no swanky mansions on this show. The white rappers are holed up in an industrial space in the South Bronx, complete with the occasional cockroach in the bathtub.

The show is down to the final three contestants: grills-wearing Atlanta rapper (and frontrunner) $hamrock, self-proclaimed "King of the Burbs" John Brown, and politically-correct USC student Jus Rhyme. Rhyme is the token guilty white liberal.