You know that game where you say three people from history that you would want to have dinner with, and it always winds up being something like, Jesus, Bob Dylan and George W. Bush (because you always want to know what the enemy is thinking)? In a comment reminiscent of that pastime, Michael Cera recently told the Huffington Post that he would have a threesome with Martha Stewart and Paul Rudd.
The comment was made during an interview about Cera's latest film, "Crystal Fairy," and had kind of nothing to do with the film:
Huffington Post: A couple weeks ago Martha Stewart admitted to having a threesome on Bravo's "Watch What Happens Live," so we figured we'd ask you the same question. Have you ever had a threesome?
Michael Cera: A threesome with Martha Stewart, no. No, no, no, I would never bring a third person into that. I don't want to degrade it. I don't want to talk about my threesomes with Martha Stewart.
HP: What do you think of Paul Rudd?
MC: I would have a threesome with him. Me and him and Martha I think would ... I think we could actually have a marriage, the three of us.
It's quite the mental image, but let's also not forget that Martha could probably ease everyone into this situation quite nicely, what with her renown
joint-rolling skills.