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Martha Stewart: 'Of Course I Know How To Roll A Joint'
There is nothing that Martha Stewart can't do. She can make a potato chip with a decorative leaf inside it. The woman befriended inmates in jail via crochet.
And so it stands to reason that when she smokes weed, she smokes weed right. The O.G. domestic goddess did an interview with Andy Cohen of Bravo last week, and he asked her if she knew how to roll a joint.
In response, she told a quick story about how, when she was on her way to the interview, she pulled up next to an ice cream truck inside of which two young people were getting high:
A girl and a guy were smoking joints, and they had them in their hands like this [demonstrates holding a joint], and I said boy, those are sloppy joints.
In other words, nothing you do poorly gets by Martha Stewart unnoticed. Roll a sloppy joint? You should be ashamed.
Anyway, she followed up the story by schooling Cohen on who, exactly, he was talking to:
Of course I know how to roll a joint.
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Of course. What is this, amateur hour? This is Martha fucking Stewart. Of course she knows how to roll a joint, and she will knit that joint a monogrammed koozie while she's at it, and then she will smoke it with the precision and accuracy of a brain surgeon.
The lady isn't friends with Snoop Dogg for nothing.
Here's the full interview:
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