Overheard In L.A.: J.K. Simmons Never Wants To Party

This week's edition of Overheard in L.A. features bits of overheard conversation from people who made regrettable mistakes, who have been spoiled by L.A. weather, and some leftover Oscar scuttlebutt.Overheard Of The Week
"Check out this new tattoo on my ass. It's a can opener."
via @exidork

She's Giving Me Good Vibrations
"She's like Kate Moss mixed with Marky Mark."
via @MikeT_CT

J.K. Simmons Never Wants To Party
"He's getting his Oscar engraved, and then he's getting out of here."
via @erichschwartzel at the Oscars' Governors Ball

The Worst Generation
"You know she only had that baby so she could [put] more pictures of herself on Facebook."
via @terra_official

Healthier Than Half Of Their Menu
"Can I just have a grande cup of whipped cream?"
via Deux B. at Starbucks

California Has Made Us All Wimps
"Heading out into the frozen tundra now."
via @sandentotten when it's 54 degrees

Duh
"Duh. Everyone's allergic to squirrels."
via @ElizGuettner

Our Overheard in L.A. feature relies on you to send us the strange conversations you overhear in this city. Send them our way at tips@laist.com. (In the e-mail, put "overheard" in the subject and tell us who said it, where they said it and any amusing context.)

Previously:

Overheard In L.A.: The Kombucha Edition

Overheard In L.A.: We're Still Making Left Shark Jokes

Overheard In L.A.: Dude It's Your Wedding Calm Down

Overheard In L.A.: Art Is In The Eye Of The Beholder

Overheard In L.A.: Chocolate Cake Is My Kryptonite

Overheard In L.A.: Let's Namaste It Out

Overheard In L.A.: Don't Keep Me Hangin' Bro

Overheard In L.A.: French Fries Are Vegan (Usually)

Overheard In L.A.: You're Not In Portland Anymore

Overheard In L.A.: People Out There In Our Nation Don't Have Maps

Overheard in L.A.: We're Trying To Floss Every Day And It Sucks

Overheard in L.A.: The "Can I Have A Cuter Cupcake" Edition

Overheard In L.A.: Geographically Restricted By Traffic Edition

Overheard In L.A.: We All Know That Babies Taste The Best

Overheard In L.A.: FYF Fest Lines Of Death Edition

Overheard In L.A.: We're Back!

Overheard In L.A.: The Comic-Con Edition

Overheard In L.A.: The Food Fest Edition

Overheard In L.A.: Photogenic Toast Edition

Overheard In L.A.: Sweatin' It Off Edition

And more!