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Overheard In L.A.: We're Still Making Left Shark Jokes

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Yes, we know that's not Left Shark. What do you want from us? [Katy Perry performs onstage during the Pepsi Super Bowl XLIX Halftime Show (Christian Petersen/Getty Images)]
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This week's edition of Overheard in L.A. features bits of overheard conversation from people questioning the reality of dairy products, coming up with clunky fish roe metaphors, and those whittling away their daily quota of calories.Overheard Of The Week
"Seriously Laura, after he cheated on me I feel like nothing is real... like is that milk even organic?"
via @imvictoriafratz at Whole Foods

The Bee Pollen Really Brings It All Together
"Sorry, I can't make the full version of that cocktail... we're out of bee pollen. Is that OK?"
via Claire P. at EightyTwo

It's Always Best To Think of Your Personal Relationships As Fish Eggs
"Relationships are like caviar: fucking disgusting but you want to keep eating, hoping it gets better."
via @Every6thDay

Left Shark Jokes: Still Fresh
"He's a dancer."
"Is he the shark?"
via Andre R. in West Hollywood

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Calories Are Precious
"Oh my gawd that savory Danish, you'll die. I know you're like why would I waste my Danish calories on savory..."
via @Z_Talks

In Honor Of Its 30th Anniversary Today
"...then I had my vision quest, which told me to come out here."
"I need to have a vision quest."
"You should!"
via @davidakagoldie

Nobody Puts Baby In The Corner
"He put me in the position where I had to drop the biggest name I could think of!"
via Deb W.

Ancient Hangover Cure
"What do you recommend for a hangover? I hope it's baklava, because that's what I'm about to eat."
via Monya D.

Our Overheard in L.A. feature relies on you to send us the strange conversations you overhear in this city. Send them our way at tips@laist.com. (In the e-mail, put "overheard" in the subject and tell us who said it, where they said it and any amusing context.)

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