Overheard In L.A.: We're Still Making Left Shark Jokes
This week's edition of Overheard in L.A. features bits of overheard conversation from people questioning the reality of dairy products, coming up with clunky fish roe metaphors, and those whittling away their daily quota of calories.Overheard Of The Week
"Seriously Laura, after he cheated on me I feel like nothing is real... like is that milk even organic?"
via @imvictoriafratz at Whole Foods
The Bee Pollen Really Brings It All Together
"Sorry, I can't make the full version of that cocktail... we're out of bee pollen. Is that OK?"
via Claire P. at EightyTwo
It's Always Best To Think of Your Personal Relationships As Fish Eggs
"Relationships are like caviar: fucking disgusting but you want to keep eating, hoping it gets better."
Left Shark Jokes: Still Fresh
"He's a dancer."
"Is he the shark?"
via Andre R. in West Hollywood
Calories Are Precious
"Oh my gawd that savory Danish, you'll die. I know you're like why would I waste my Danish calories on savory..."
Nobody Puts Baby In The Corner
"He put me in the position where I had to drop the biggest name I could think of!"
via Deb W.
Ancient Hangover Cure
"What do you recommend for a hangover? I hope it's baklava, because that's what I'm about to eat."
via Monya D.
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