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Morning After Report: 90210 Episode 8 'There's No Place Like Homecoming'

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Douchebag: "Would you like to NOT go to the dance with me?" Annie: "Sure. I'd rather learn how to drive with the help of my State Farm booklet!" | Photo: Scott Humbert/The CW

Weeeeeee're baaaaaaack! After a two week hiatus the sparkly new 90210 returned to the airwaves last night with an episode centered on the time-honored American tradition known as Homecoming, which celebrates the...uh...well, you see, it pays homage to...err, well...hmmm. Okay, well, there's a big dance.

The last time we were at the corner of Wealthy and Spoiled deep in the heart of the county's infamous zip, diva-in-training Adrianna had a twofold death wish thanks to her own proclivity for snorting coke and her so-called BFF Naomi's raspy "as God as my witness!" fist-shaking pronouncement that Adrianna was "dead" to her.

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Well, Adrianna is not dead. In fact, we knew this before the show even started. Way to buzzkill a cliffhanger, DirecTV, with your episode info: "Adrianna is forced to check into rehab." Since rehab isn't for corpses, well...there you go.

Now, did someone say there was a dance going on?