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Holiday Songs: Ho Ho Ho...ooooohhh
With all the seasonal emphasis on warmth, love and need-gratification, it's no surprise your nether regions are jingling right along.
It is The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year after all. Go ahead and unwrap something nice a day early, you could use the stress relief.
We submit six not-safe-for-work entries to inspire reindeer games beneath the tree.
CLARENCE CARTER - Back Door SantaHOME GROWN - Christmas Crush
KENNE HIGHLAND AND HIS VATICAN SEX KITTENS - Can I Please Crawl Down Your Chimney?
SHAMEKIA COPELAND - Stay A Little Longer Santa
NERF HERDER - I've Got A Boner For Christmas
PANSY DIVISION - Homo Christmas
Photo by Mark Payneon flickr.
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