Channing Tatum Talks About His Poop Freezing In His Reddit AMA
Our favorite hunk of muscles spent yesterday afternoon doing his first ever Reddit AMA, answering some of our most pressing questions about all things Channing Tatum. Tatum was on hand to promote Magic Mike XXL, natch, and also the Runa Foundation. If you ever wanted to know about Channing Tatum's nickname for his own penis, forge ahead dear reader!What we've always wanted to know: was that email uncovered in the Sony hack all typed out or copy/pasted?
I hit the h and a for a long time before I realized I could copy and paste. I'm not the most tech savvy person around but it did become a lot easier and faster.
Channing Tatum's poop freezes
I just went to Iceland and tried to do a small expedition across the glacier and we didn't make it. We had to be emergency evacuated as there was a white out blizzard which I got to take a poop in. It actually freezes before it hits the ground.
On what superpower he would like to have and admitting he doesn't have the quickest wit
I wish that I could make anyone at any point just happen to be naked. Not for the reasons that everyone thinks. Because people get really nice when they get naked. Like okay, I can't be an asshole. People aren't assholes when they get naked (for the most part). They are thinking about what they look like. Shitty answer, I tried to do something funny and it didn't work.
On what he likes to call his penis
Channing Tatum is a Pinterest addict
Oh man. I love Pinterest. Swear to god. Just to not think about all the shit I have to do or what's going wrong, I just go and look at Pinterest. Or flipboard.
His favorite sandwich
k get ready: it's very complicated. bread, white. peanut butter, not crunchy, creamy. grape jelly, double portion, more than you think should actually fit on a piece of white bread. bread. and then some cheetos shoved in there, and then you're good to go.
To be completely honest, clubbing. i straight learned how to dance in the club. I don't know how to describe it any other way. I never took a dance class or anything, when i was really really young i remember going to the theater with my mom and my sister, so me and my mom sat in the theater away from my sister and her friends, it was Breakin' 1, and my mom said after the movie I started trying to do headstands. My mom said i mortified my sister. But i think I was always fascinated by physical things. But I can't tell you i had any training other than going out to Florida clubs and getting sweaty.
On what a man needs on a deserted island
How about a magical seashell that's always filled with bourbon. And I would like a magical palm tree that had a lot of shade with instead of coconuts there's just peanut butter jelly sandwiches with cheetos underneath. And my wife that is always happy and possibly naked.
What a man needs for a zombie apocalypse
Oh man. Crossbow, straight up, and I'd want an army of ninja chimpanzees that crush people all around me. Or I would just go to Sandra Bullock's house as I'm sure she has all that stuff because she's dope and kick-ass.
Can i just fight a Danny devito sized Danny Devito because I think I could take him and I would be on top or I could just use him as a spinner as I'm assuming we're going to have sex after we fight if we're naked.
Gilbert Gottfried, Danny Devito and Ray Romano? I'd fuck Danny Devito, as I was saying earlier it could be fun. I'd marry Ray Romano, because I think he has a pretty solid perspective on marriage. I don't know who would be the male or female, you figure it out. And I like Gilbert Gottfried but I wouldn't mind killing him.
It would be a messy fight. The light would probably bounce off of his pectoral muscles and blind me.
On why straight dudes should also go see Magic Mike XXL
The funny this is about XXL it is such a movie that is made for women but if I pitched the movie like it's the movie road trip then guys would see it. Truly it's just about a bunch of guys being friends and hanging out who just get raunchy with some women at the end of the movie. Everyone will have fun with this movie.