A very Zen moment: "I bet he is thinking, 'where did I park my car?'" | Photo by hinducow via the LAist Featured Photos pool on Flickr

• Rest in Peace, Mister Egg McMuffin inventor! Now you will not live to see the day when McDonald's food is made up entirely of plastic and high fructose corn syrup.
• So apparently Mexicans hate emo kids so much that they are now rioting. Somebody please remind Death Cab For Cutie to cancel that Mexico City show.
• Because he knows SO MUCH about sports, Justin Timberlake will be hosting ESPN's cleverly named ESPY awards in LA this summer.
• No means "NO don't talk dirty to me!" Former Poison drummer Rikki Rocket was arrested on a rape charge when he arrived at LAX today.
• Has the recent spate of random shootings actually been race related? L.A. leaders are saying mebbe...mebbe not.
• Paul Stanley loves Pinkberry, Temescal Canyon, and Paradise Beach Cove Cafe! Kiss is so so so far from being scary anymore.
• Hey! It's been windy out!
• Okay, srsly? Somebody's been pulling his hair extensions a little too tightly, cause Axl Rose is now saying that he's into this whole "release Chinese Democracy and receive a free Dr. Pepper" thing. He's going to share his soda with Buckethead.