How 'bout the end of that Super Bowl? Good thing Eli Manning came through because the ads really weren't all that, save for the near death of Richard Simmons (with Alice Cooper behind the wheel). But at $2.7 million per 30 seconds, who are we to not expect more?

Gotta dig that nutty unibrow:

I CAN haz Doreetoh!!!11!:

Owner-coach-player Jackie Moon of the Flint Tropics drinks one beer and one beer only:

It's got electrolytes:

Lose those spare tires.

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