November 29, 2007
USC vs.UCLA Rivalry Week: Hotness Edition

In the spirit of Rivalry Week, it would be only appropriate to compare any and all aspects of LA's two premier universities, no matter how mundane. Academics? Endowment? Bah, lets talk about what's really important: Attractiveness. There is no question that any normal strapping, virile, young 18 year old (guy or girl) considers the quality of the opposite sex when mulling through their prospective colleges.
As a USC female alum, there's obviously some bias on my end, but am entirely willing to discuss. While watching a few games on TV this year, I was surprised at the lack of hot chicks in bikinis that screamed drunkenly in the stands as the camera panned over the crowd. Is there a direct correllation between increased academic standards and level of attractiveness? All signs point to yes. Either way, you decide. In the end, who has hotter people, USC or UCLA?
Photo courtesy of Deep Orbit via flickr.



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Everybody knows that the girls are WAY hotter at USC.
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I think intelligence is hot - so hands down, UCLA.
"There is no question that any normal strapping, virile, young 18 year old (guy or girl) considers the quality of the opposite sex when mulling through their prospective colleges."
I must have been an ABNORMAL stapping, virile, young 18 year old guy because I'm gay and therefore didn't consider the "quality" of the opposite sex when deciding on a school to attend.
I actually had the quality of education in mind which is why I chose UCLA.
So, in short, SUCK IT.
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^just by this comment i'd have to choose usc
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^and just by your comment, I'd have to choose UCLA to avoid sitting anywhere near you at the game
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I've been to both campuses a lot and I'd have to say that UCLA hands down has hotter women.
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I like dating math geniuses. UCLA has more of those. Thus=UCLA is hotter.
Wow, that was the most civil I think I could possibly be about this issue.
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What's all this talk about UCLA having more brains?
"Thus=UCLA" is not correct either grammatically or mathematically.
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^ If we're gonna be like THAT, the proper way to express your thought would have been:
"Thus=UCLA" is CORRECT NEITHER GRAMMATICALLY NOR MATHEMATICALLY.
so let's not go there, shall we?
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Why isn't there a pic of UCLA hotties for comparison? Interesting that even without it the comments so far lean towards a bigger appreciation for bruin beauty... you're welcome!
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DUDE YOU GUYS, calm down, I fuck with grammar on purpose cause I am an ARTIST,
and anyway, I think the important thing to remember here is that I am hot and I went to UCLA. CAN YOU UNDERSTAND THAT MATH?????
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The biggest problem with USC women?
Even if they're a 4, they still think they're a 10.
Ergo:
Uh...yeah...
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I think the moral of this story is that USC students, fans and alums have no need to prove themselves on an internet blog post.
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eh, i needed to choose one picture and i went with the bias. Not to betray my alma mater, but we can all agree that USC song girls did not get in to SC based on academic merit.
a lot of us did though, so I wouldn't entirely count out USC as academically competitive.
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i am very confident in saying the three whales of drunken in the above video were not / will not / can no way ever be students of usc.
when ones football team is the best in the country for five years running, disgusting humans seem to flock. ucla would not and never will observe this unusual ritual.
unless i somehow develop a fetish for the mandarin speaking female, i'd have to side with the usc females, even with the above three included to bring down the median.
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I think Pepperdine is the best. I hope both of you lose today.