Extra Extra: Accursed Be He Who First Invented the Paparazzi!
- It's time we all realized something very very important about Britney Spears. Something incredible. Something -- redemptive, even. Much like Tamburlaine, she has been sent by God as a scourge to rid our fair city of its vermin-like paparazzi, one crushed foot at a time. Thank you, Britney. Thank you.
- Looks like the ArcLight at the Sherman Oaks Galleria might be up and running! Now us Valley kids don't have to cross the big bad hill in order to pay $14 for our movies. How nice!
- In one of the first sexual assaults to happen on the campus in three years, a female student was attacked at El Camino College earlier this week. Anyone with information on the attacker is urged to contact campus officials and police.
- Make-up artist to the stars Monty Westmore died Tuesday of prostate cancer at the age of 84. He was Joan Crawford's personal make-up artist and was nominated an Oscar in 1992 for his work on "Hook."
- A City planning commission passed an awesome new initiative that requires all new building in Los Angeles to cut energy use by 5%: "half of construction materials would have to be made from recycled material, and low-irrigation landscaping would be mandated for lots above 1,000 square feet."
- Lindsay Lohan goes to jail in Lynwood for approximately an hour and a half. A nation yawns. (Incidentally, isn't LiLo looking like a beat-up forty-year-old lately? Ick!)
- A 21-year-old Carson man was hit by a car while riding his motorcycle in Huntington Park -- and then another car ran over him as he lay on the ground. Family members are outraged.
- Instead of the hoped-for $2-billion budget reserve that the Guvnah had promised, California is facing a $10-billion budget shortfall, no thanks to the slowing economy and collapsing housing market.
- Plans are afoot to create a "Downtown Saigon" in the Little Saigon area of Westminster; developers hope the area will be "an enclave that serves as the emotional and ideological capital of Vietnamese all over the world."
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