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- If LAist smoked (cigarettes) we'd be so pissed at Santa Monica - Martini Republic

- If LAist had a Book Club, If I Did It would be next month's selection. - Defamer

- If LAist was in a rowboat in Uganda, we'd call you from this payphone. Probably collect so be cool - payphone project

- If LAist ran any southland Fire Departments we'd take it easy with the black firemen - KNX

- If LAist were the LAPD or LAFD we would feel totally appreciative of the Hooters and Laker Girls who fed us yesterday - LA Independent

- If LAist was OJ's ghostwriter we'd be home already - LA Times

- If LAist had just dumped KFed, we'd totally party with Paris since anything is an upgrade - Socialite Life

- If LAist was Nancy Grace, we'd just fucking retire already or move to Fox News where we belong - People

- If LAist was an arctic seagull, we'd totally hang out in So Cal in Novembrrr and pick up some chicks - breitbart

- If LAist won a million bucks we'd buy property on DP in Isla Vista - Zillow

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