Extra, Extra, Everyone is Stupid

- John Kerry calls the President stupid, President and his bros are too stupid to know that they were being called stupid, so Kerry calls them stupid again - johnkerry.com

- The Political Director of ABC News is stupid - Tristram Shandy via Martini Republic

- Drew Brees doesn't want his mom to use his image in her stupid election - Austin Statesman

- Vice President Cheney says Charles Rangel "doesn't understand how the economy works" aka "youre stupid, yo", and Rangel responds by calling the VP a "son of a bitch" - NY Post

- Brad Pitt poses in his stupid boxer shorts, signs release, and then gets pissed off when a photo of that shoot ends up on the cover of a magazine - TMZ

- Bob Barker tired of taking money from stupid CBS - AP via Yahoo!

- Courtney Love claims that her stupid father was responsible for some of the bad brown acid at Altamont - Rolling Stone

- Anna Nicole's maybe-husband, Howard K. Stern, says that the former Playboy covergirl has a stupid "slight case of pneumonia" - Pop Sugar

- Mick Jagger gets a stupid sore throat, Stones have to cancel some shows, fan sues for $51 million - NY Sun

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