Jessica P. Ogilvie

It's true that we're long overdue for some live Lindsay Lohan action, and to remedy that situation, allow us to introduce to you one David Letterman. Letterman recently announced that he'd be having the troubled starlet on "The Late Show" on Tuesday, April 9.

In tonight's Extra, Extra, a police dog suffers head injuries, a woman goes missing and a cockfighting match is broken up. Plus: Keep up with us on Facebook, and follow us on Twitter: @LAist @LAistFood @LAistSports. You can also find us on Pinterest, Storify, Foursquare, and Instagram (laistpics).

It's hard to believe, but it is April already. That means that summer is around the corner, and it also means that the holidays are officially behind us. But one Brentwood resident is refusing to accept the change of season: TMZ reported a few days ago that Maria Shriver will not take down her Christmas lights, much to the dismay of her neighbors.

In case you haven't noticed, Amanda Bynes has of late become everyone's favorite celebrity trainwreck. After all, let's face it: LiLo is getting old (news-wise; not, like, life-wise), Kim Kardashian doesn't give a shit what any of us think, and Britney Spears' hair has grown back nicely, quietly, and with an appointed guardian.

In a potential ad released earlier this month in India for the Ford Figo, Paris Hilton was depicted kidnapping the Kardashian sisters, fully bound and gagged in the back of her trunk as she gazed over her shoulder and winked like a crazy person.

Justin Bieber is becoming quite the little sassypants. Known for loving to prank folk, he's now pulled a fast one on TMZ on this, April Fool's Day.

A letter written by Marilyn Monroe to her mentor, Lee Strasberg from her LA home is going up for auction on May 30, reports the New York Daily News. The letter, which is written on Hotel Bel-Air stationary, details her feelings and fears during a dark time in her life.

It appears that no amount of jail time, community service or bad publicity will deter Lindsay Lohan from her righteous quest to steal shit from anywhere she can: TMZ reports that the actress lifted clothes and jewelry recently from the set of "Anger Management," to wear to go clubbing.

If you thought that the days of vicious beatings by motorcycle-riding thugs had gone the way of the strategically placed comb in the back pocket, think again: According to the Los Angeles Daily News, a group of bikers beat a man in Van Nuys, then left him in the street.

What's that you say? You thought that Jay Leno was done insulting NBC executives because it's obvious that he's out the door, and doing so would make him look like a sore loser? How wrong you were.

It's the dream of many a young lady and gent to get the chance to kiss Brad Pitt, Sexiest Man Alive for many a year and perfect specimen of a man circa "Fight Club." But for one young lady, kissing the actor was nothing short of "disgusting," and that young lady is none other than Kirsten Dunst.

In tonight's Extra, Extra, police are on the lookout for a peeping Tom, a school bus catches fire, and a man drops his baby three stories. Plus: Keep up with us on Facebook, and follow us on Twitter: @LAist @LAistFood @LAistSports. You can also find us on Pinterest, Storify, Foursquare, and Instagram (laistpics).