Jen Chung

Yesterday afternoon, part of Disneyland was evacuated when an explosion occurred. At 5:15 p.m., a bottle containing dry ice exploded in a trash can in the Toontown section, which was cleared until 8 p.m.

Jolie says, "My chances of developing breast cancer have dropped from 87 percent to under 5 percent. I can tell my children that they don't need to fear they will lose me to breast cancer."

The band had previously told fans that Hanneman was in really bad shape.

"I'm obstructing your justice? I'm an American... Interesting!"

"I have police officers in my family. I work with police officers every day. I know better."

While that's nice, note that this was released only after the arrest was made public—not on Friday or Saturday or Sunday during the day.

America's Sweetheart not only has an Oscar—she has a healthy ego!

Until Coachella restarts on Friday, enjoy this set of photos of those at yesterday's festivities.

On the first day of Coachella, we saw that being scantily clad is part of the deal for many female attendees. Of course, a guy had to get in the act by wearing a Borat-style neon green thong—"I like to make sexy time!" Besides love for the U.S. of A., other trends this year include flowers in the hair, casts, bedazzled sunglasses and kitty cat lounging slippers. Also, apparently kids today find Donald Trump ironic....

If you're going to perform at Coachella, why not draw a graphic photograph of a woman with a cat's head on your tummy? That's what The Fat Jew did!