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#113 The court martial of the Eglin Air Force medical support officer accused of drugging and raping six men began today. He could get life - Miami.com #114 Gainesville man had four ounces of pot stolen from him so he called the cops, they found the weed but now they don't know whether to return it - Local 6 #115 Tampa Bay's $144 million desal plant is expected to cost an additional $94 million...

#106 Electricity is not restored to elderly woman's Cutler Bay home for 15 YEARS - CBS4 #107 The FDA says that marijuana has no medical value, but then goes ahead and approves the "LaserComb" from a Miami company that claims to be able to restore hair to balding scalps - EarthTimes #108 Palm Harbor man found guilty of sexually touching an 8 year old girl on a Southwest flight - Local 6 #109 And...

El Segundo's DirecTV is trying to sell us on their better picture through High Definition equipment (and extra monthly service fees, natch) by making us want to see every hair in Burt Reynolds' chest? (Full screen image here) Thank you, but maybe HD is too accurate. Maybe we don't even need television anymore. Maybe we should go back to sitting around the fire and telling tall tales about giants and blue oxes. Although it's...

Two teenage lovebirds, Amber and Jeremy, decided to get naked and take pictures of each other. Now maybe you've never been a teenage boy before, but if you had ever been one, and your girlfriend not only allows you to see her naked but invites you to take pictures of her, you'd do it. Fast. Just like how you do everything else with your naked girlfriend. Especially if she's letting you take pictures of...

Pick of the Day Lemmy's new band The Head Cat headlines The Knitting Factory tonight. The Motorhead frontman has secured Stray Cats drummer Slim Jim Phantom and Lonesome Spurs guitarist Danny B. Harvey and turned it wayyyy down -- for him, that is. Opening is Bauhaus' Daniel Ash on the wheels of steel, kicking off the night with Speedbuggy. Single, lonely men rejoice. Common @ House of Blues Ne-Yo @ Key Club Teena Marie...

Not everyone is in love this VDay. Not everyone has a sweetie they can forget to buy cheap Vons chocolates for. Not everyone has a hottie they can get overpriced flowers for at the last minute, or have to shave for, or have to trim down there for because of the done-deal sex that's going to happen. Not everyone has somone who is going to dress a little slutty for them, rediscover where the...

#101 "A laid-off funeral home worker was arrested for allegedly arranging phony funerals that included carrying caskets in a sport utility vehicle and having his girlfriend act as a priest." - AP #102 The State of Florida hired an untrained executioner which is why the last lethal injection execution lasted twice as long as it should have. ""I have no medical training and no qualifications" - AP #103 Fake Batman trying to sell $100,000...

- "With little fanfare until this month, Los Angeles County has quietly become the country's capital of medical marijuana." - LA Business Journal - Tuesday night he was sent to Hollywood on "American Idol". Wednesday TMZ reported that he had been busted for possession of weed.Thursday he was fired from Idol. Thursday afternoon he says they knew about his record even before he auditioned - People - Marijuana-like chemicals (whatever the hell those are) may...

Just like most of you, we will really miss Anna Nicole. She was a trainwreck but she was our trainwreck. CNN provided the best live coverage of the tragedy with a three-way interview of Larry King, Nancy Grace, and Wolf Blitzer while they ran B-roll in the background. Then they had a lawyer speak as more clips rolled on. Of all the video of Anna -- a woman who never met a camera that...

#95 A 6th grader protecting himself from two 8th grade bullies, pulls out a paring knife and stabs one of the boys three times. No one is seriously hurt, but the 6th grader now faces felony charges for possessing a knife on school grounds. - Miami Herald #96 Jacksonville woman given 15 years for her role in a labor camp and selling crack and beer to the laborers - Fox 21 #97 Man kicked...