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Win Projekt Revolution Tickets
There are very few bands that I hate more than Taking Back Sunday. Linkin Park is one of em.
Remember that dog that used to say that he'd like to poop on things. I'd like to poop on the Projekt Revolution tour. Then I'd like to smear that poop on other things that I hate, like the current White House, assholes who try to politicize things like global warming and pretend it isn't happening, and people who take up two spaces in a residential parking spot that could easily fit two cars.
When I was younger I would have written something like, I hope Linkin Park was in a plane 40,000 feet in the air and tragedy struck and the pilots lost control of the plane and it dived down and it spiraled and it nosedived and it rocketed and it crashed with a huge explosion into Taking Back Sunday's tour bus.
And Coldplay was scorched by the scalding heat of exploding shit.
And I would have vetoed this contest. But since I'm older I realize that people have different tastes than me and those people should be allowed to go to the show for free and maybe enjoy MCR or HIM.
Details on how to enter this contest after the jump.
To enter, tell us which bands you hate. Registered commentors only please, so if you're not registered sign up!
One random winner (we couldn't care less which crappy bands you think are crappy, so may as well be honest) will get two tickets to the Project Revolution show on July 28, 2007 at Hyundai Pavilion starring Linkin Park, My Chemical Romance, H.I.M., Taking Back Sunday and others.
Unless there's a terrible plane crash into a bus.
Which of course we don't wish on anyone.
Except Maroon 5.
And Clay Aiken.
Contest ends Friday the 13th at 4:20pm.