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for a truly authentic dive bar experience in san diego, check out scolari's office: democratic karaoke, a lively and rowdy non-hipster crowd, and best of all the strongest fucking drinks i have had outside my home.
the karaoke jockey was super quick on the lineup and let everyone from chubby birthday boys to frightened midgets sing about two songs after they put in a ticket. plus there was a wireless mic so you can go order more pints-o-vodka while you're belting out "iron man" just because you feel like it alright? rock on the street if you want. rock while you take a dump. rock while you smoke wacky tobaccy in the dark dark corners.
i am not kidding about the drinks guys: finger fuckin strong. i doubt there was a single drop of soda in my "vodka soda." scolari's office in north park san diego. be there or be boring.