Truth matters. Community matters. Your support makes both possible. LAist is one of the few places where news remains independent and free from political and corporate influence. Stand up for truth and for LAist. Make your year-end tax-deductible gift now.
This is an archival story that predates current editorial management.
This archival content was written, edited, and published prior to LAist's acquisition by its current owner, Southern California Public Radio ("SCPR"). Content, such as language choice and subject matter, in archival articles therefore may not align with SCPR's current editorial standards. To learn more about those standards and why we make this distinction, please click here.
The Art of Power Napping
"NBC 4 TV" reports today that East Coast-based MetroNaps has stepped up to offer fatigued workers and sleepy executives an alternative to taking mid-day naps in bathroom stalls and car backseats. For the low low price of $14 dollars per 20 minute nap, those who have partied the night away but need clarity for the daylight hours can drive to a local MetroNaps location (read: one in NYC, as of present) and take a seat in their white-noise, egg recliner and catch some Zzzzz's.
MetroNaps has their eyes on worldwide domination, hoping their stores will multiply across the country and set up shop in some of the biggest cities -- all which contain tired, pathetic, yawning citizens.
LAist doubts that yet another "Clockwork Orange"-type gadget designed to suck money from our already paltry salaries will solve corporate America's problem with drowsy employees. In fact, the only possible solution is one embraced by pre-schools since the dawn-of-time (er, or schooling)...free nap time. Companies that spend millions on gyms and snacks and company car allowances may want to pony up and build their own on-site sleeping quarters which would, in the end, keep companies like MetroNaps from stealing their staff away from the office for two hour lunch/naps -- which in the end will ruin productivity anyway.
A few pillows, a few blankets, some encouragement from higher ups for a lunchtime nap. That's all people need. And in a town like Los Angeles, where 9-5 isn't a reailty by a longshot -- wouldn't it be nice to give something back to the employees? Even if it was as simple as a little shut-eye?
LAist thinks so.
You come to LAist because you want independent reporting and trustworthy local information. Our newsroom doesn’t answer to shareholders looking to turn a profit. Instead, we answer to you and our connected community. We are free to tell the full truth, to hold power to account without fear or favor, and to follow facts wherever they lead. Our only loyalty is to our audiences and our mission: to inform, engage, and strengthen our community.
Right now, LAist has lost $1.7M in annual funding due to Congress clawing back money already approved. The support we receive before year-end will determine how fully our newsroom can continue informing, serving, and strengthening Southern California.
If this story helped you today, please become a monthly member today to help sustain this mission. It just takes 1 minute to donate below.
Your tax-deductible donation keeps LAist independent and accessible to everyone.
Right now, LAist has lost $1.7M in annual funding due to Congress clawing back money already approved. The support we receive before year-end will determine how fully our newsroom can continue informing, serving, and strengthening Southern California.
If this story helped you today, please become a monthly member today to help sustain this mission. It just takes 1 minute to donate below.
Your tax-deductible donation keeps LAist independent and accessible to everyone.
Senior Vice President News, Editor in Chief
