Overheard in L.A.: Where Gym Bunnies Roam

We know that burning calories after last week's debauchery is hard work, and it's a bummer that Mother Nature doesn't come equipped with an LED display to measure your caloric output. Our Overheard in L.A. round-up this week includes snippets of overheard conversation from gym bunnies, Skittles nazis and trickle-down economists.
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Overheard of the Week
"Ugh... I would SO much rather be running on a treadmill right now."
Runyon Canyon in the morning via @JuliaMcIlvaine
No Pain, No Gain
"I'm really stressed out about not being able to smoke for two weeks before I get my boobs done."
via @AmberLancaster
The First Rule of Halloween Club
"Get down or I'm going to take your Skittles away."
via @StephPressman
Too Cool For Casbah
"Is this the line for Space Mountain?"
Line to get into Intelligentsia Coffee via@AbbeyD_
Not All the Grimy College Students Are At Occupy L.A.
"I almost didn't shower because I just wanted to watch Beauty and the Beast."
Occidental College via @GriffCarter9
You Don't Have to Be Crazy To Forget An Important Date
"Hey can you find out exactly which day I was carried away in a straitjacket?"
Man on his cell phone on a plane via @oliviawilde
Yeah, After Everyone Punches Him Like a Pinata
"I'm going to give my big bag of candy to the richest kid I see, and trust the candy will trickle down to the rest."
In the office via @adamlarue
Heart-to-Heart With Dad
"I'm growing up Dad, and I need more electronics."
Parking lot via @jessalexander_
Hipsters Are Going to Start Ruining Unironic Enjoyment For the Rest of Us
"You know what I like? Sincerely enjoying things, not like in an ironic way."
Silver Lake hair salon via @annamonomaniac
Jack Donaghy Might Have Said It Best
"Innovation is the primary value proposition going forward..."
Guy yammering into his cell phone via @mjpinLA
They're So Last Year
Person 1: "Do you like tarot cards?"
Person 2: "Yeah, tarot cards are fine."
via @radiomaru
That's The Sexy Sign, Right?
"If she navigated people the way she navigates product, she'd be a Scorpio."
Networking event via @avflox
Wasn't This a Jewel Song?
"That's your body...what are you gonna do to detox your soul."
via @scottpfit