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Oopsies! Did You Lose Your Breast Implant Outside the Bushes of the Fashion Island Forever 21? Try Craigslist!

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Some poor soul went to Fashion Island in Newport Beach recently and lost a couple bra cup sizes along the way.

A good Samaritan (or a hilarious prankster who happens to have a spare) posted a picture of the implant in the lost and found section of Orange County's Craigslist on Thursday:

Found! One 450 cc breast implant. Found in bushes outside Forever 21 at Fashion Island. If you lost a breast implant recently this is probably yours. Get that flat tire fixed today and take this thing off my hands.

We cannot possibly imagine what sort of scenario would lead to someone tossing an implant in the bushes during a shopping trip. Did someone have a bad experience test-driving the implant while trying on clothes? (In which case, whoever lost the implant should know that those Forever 21 sizes run small.) Could this be evidence against a cosmetic surgeon in a malpractice suit?

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