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Oh The Irony- How a Non-Jdate Guy is Rocking My World

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So after my last debacle of a date, I decided to cool my power Jdating down a little. I was way too tired, confused, and bloated from all of the mid-week drinking to go out on another blind date right away.

I'm still getting Jdate emails everyday- most are normal guys just saying hi. But there are other more interesting ones, like the forty-two year old real estate developer in Riverside who emails me at least once a week and offers to be my sugar daddy. Its a nice offer, but I haven't gotten back to him yet.

Another favorite is the guy who has (without giving too much away) the words "spirit" and "mystical" in his Jdate screename. His profile says he is "one with nature" and wants to find someone with the same passion for the outdoors as he has. I'm not sure why he keeps emailing me- there is nothing in my profile to suggest that I am one with Mother Earth- I think I should write him back and tell him that while he communes with nature, I commune with Happy Hours and reality televsion.