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ICYMI: John Kelly Is Not Quitting Or Getting Fired Today (He Thinks)

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- "I don't think I'm being fired today," White House Chief of Staff John Kelly joked (we think) at a news conference Thursday, adding, "And I am not so frustrated in this job that I'm thinking of leaving. So, unless things change, I'm not quitting, I'm not getting fired, and I don't think I'll fire anyone tomorrow." Cool.
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- Clickhole has some practical advice for young actresses dealing with sexual harassment: whisper your harasser's name into an Academy-built well in Hollywood.
- Tim Horton's is serving a buffalo sauce-flavored latte exclusively in Buffalo, New York, because God is dead.
- Jezebel investigates the mysterious world of 'bespoke' condoms.
- Pink Martini and the von Trapps are the perfect Thursday-night-in-fall collaboration:
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Michael John Mammone, 58, was riding his bicycle Wednesday along Pacific Coast Highway in Dana Point when he was assaulted.
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Please don't hurt yourself.
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Anthony Lowe was shot and killed by Huntington Park police on Jan. 26. 'Thank goodness that we’re in the era of videos,' said the family attorney as they file a federal civil rights lawsuit
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The mountain lion's death comes about a month after the beloved P-22 was euthanized.
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With two hikers still missing — one the well-known actor Julian Sands — expert mountaineers say the usual scarcity of snow in the L.A.-area makes it especially hard to get enough experience to safely venture out in harsh conditions.
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But Yeoh is the first to publicly identify as Asian. We take a look at Oberon's complicated path in Hollywood.