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Playboy founder Hugh Hefner may not be making it to the altar to wed Playmate Crystal Harris. Rumor has it Harris bolted from the famous Holmby Hills manse, and the nuptials are to be nevermore.
The intrepid gossip diggers of TMZ report: Our sources -- who are all at the mansion -- say Crystal and Hef had a nasty argument this weekend on the phone. When the dust settled Crystal decided to 86 the nuptials and quickly moved her stuff out.
Zoinks! And you thought 86 was Hef's age! (Close, it's 85.) Who knows, maybe the skanky sickness that lurks in the grotto finally got to Harris.
Obviously we'll be following this developing news story closely.
