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Found in LA: They Have a Cream for that Now

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Your dream has come true. You finally meet that special guy.

It's the third date. Time to seal the deal. He takes you out for a fancy dinner, or maybe he even cooks for you. Maybe a walk under the moonlight, or along the beach.

He takes you back to his place. Soft music low on the stereo, a bottle of wine.

The making out is hot and heavy. You look deep into his eyes. This could be the one.

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You both stumble, undressing into the bedroom. And then you get a good look at the sheets.

These sheets.

Sheets covered in little tiny crabs.

Thanks, Ross Store, for the lovely visual. I can't imagine why these sheets didn't sell in the retail store.

Photo by Elise Thompson for LAist