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With apologies to Pamela Des Barres, the juxtoposition of this shirt and the sale sign were just too serendipitous to pass up.
What do the other shirts on the rack say?
"Don't ever mention my father again. Ever"
"Beer - It's What's For Breakfast"
"It's not you. It's me"
"You Will Do For Now"
Why buy the cow when the milk is free?"
"Free Moustache Rides"
"My mom still does my laundry. So?"
"One tequila, Two tequila, three tequila, floor"
"Damn, I'm Good!"
"If it feels good, do it"
"Queen Be-atch"
"Why do you waste T-shirt space posting insipid pictures instead of respected news?"
