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Found in LA: Solid as a Rock-ock-ock-ock-ock
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
And Georgia O'Keefe was really painting desert blooms.
The Disney castle turrets are just turrets.
So get your minds out of the gutter, people.
Still, the stone statuary at the entrance of Wolfgang Puck Bar & Grill at LA Live can make you do a second take when viewed from the right angle.
It must be a complete accident.
The bartender didn't look at me twice when I complimented him on their lovely statuary (cough) phallus (cough).
Maybe we should go back there and do a photo shoot with us draping ourselves all over it.
My Christmas cards are going to be spectacular this year!
(Photo by Elise Thompson for LAist)