My mom’s guacamole is legendary. Here’s why I can’t give you the recipe

My mom’s guacamole is the best in the world.

The smooth, almost velvet-like consistency of the avocado mash, the tartness of lime and salt, and just a slight bit of heat. What more could I want?

It’s also the perfect metaphor for the household I grew up in. My father is Latino, and my mother, Gail, is white. Those cross-cultural currents were especially evident at the dinner table.

Mom’s guacamole is so famous among her close-knit circle of friends that it’s often requested whenever there’s a party.

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When I think about all the parties my mom has served her famous guacamole, I'm reminded of the song "Guacamole" by the group Texas Tornados, a group that my parents listened to often when I was growing up.

The proof is in the avocados

But what is it about my mom’s guacamole that is so legendary? I had to find out.

Turns out ..... she doesn't have a specific recipe. (Which is why I can't give it to you).

Or any particular measurements.

But when pressed, she did give up a few tips.

First, she told me, use a ripe Hass avocado. It's hard to tell if they're ripe; you should look at the skin's appearance. They darken as they ripen, so look for one that's dark, almost blueish-black in color, and with a skin that's not too shiny, but nearly opaque.

“The way you know it’s in the proper condition is if you can scoop it out of the skin clean with a spoon or with your finger. The flesh of the avocado is supposed to come out clean, effortlessly,” she said.

Ingredients

She includes lemon or lime, cumin, and just a splash of juice from pickled jalapeños for a slight bit of tangy heat. But not too much, or it becomes watery, she says. Occasionally, she also adds Tony Chachere's Creole Seasoning, a mainstay in my parent's cooking for as long as I can remember. The company used to mail it to us by the case back in the pre-internet days.

Without a recipe, she says tasting as you go is critical to ensure it fits your liking. It may need a little more salt or acid — just do what tastes best to you.

As for people who add dairy to their guacamole, like feta cheese or sour cream, or even mayonnaise… it's just no. Absolutely not.

Consistency

One aspect of the guac my mom was very adamant about is the consistency. Hers is incredibly smooth and creamy.

Gail's tools for making her legendary guacamole. The molcajete that was passed down from Gab's father's side, which has been in the family for generations, and her trusty potato masher

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Her secret? Using a potato masher to eliminate any chunks. Yes, it's old school, but she doesn’t recommend using a blender or a food processor, as she thinks they cause the guacamole to have too much air, making it more of a mousse.

And it’s gotta be made fresh. Never make it the night before or even God forbid freeze it; it will cause the avocados to turn brown and muddy the flavor profile.

The final tip I was able to squeeze out of my mom is this:

Experiment. Enjoy. “Think of your guacamole made at your favorite Mexican restaurant; you’re creating your take.”

Grab some of your favorite tortilla chips or tostadas when it is time to serve. It’s time to get your dip on.

Thanks, mom!