We All Hate The L.A. Marathon
What's this? Why are there literally thousands of people running through our streets all of a sudden? It's the L.A. Mara-wha? Nobody warned us about this! They should've marked the route out in advance so we would've known!We're all used a little inconvenience in our lives as Angelenos. Sometimes the Leader of the Free World pays us a visit and it ruins our workday commute.
I don't hate many things in life but I HATE U LA MARATHON!!!!! Every street is closed and I can't get home😭🔫— DJ Bad Ash (@DJBadAsh) March 15, 2015
Sometimes our hate for the marathon makes us want to emoji-blow our brains out.
I really fucking hate the marathon rn 😡— TK (@TkChai_) March 15, 2015
So much traffic
Ugh if only I had advance notice to know not to hit the streets.
I hate the LA marathon so goddam much— (つ°ヮ°)つ✨ (@ICECREAMxBANDIT) March 15, 2015
To the point.
Don't worry you would've never been able to make it anyway.
Goddamnit, I hate the L.A. Marathon. Haven't these monsters ever hear of Equinox?— Snoozie & The Banshees (@notbrodyjenner) March 15, 2015
So much hate hiding behind those mangy locks.
This person was up at 7 a.m. on a Sunday so it's easy to see where the vitriol comes from.
If you're running the marathon I hate you some people have to drive the 405— Kyle (@K_Sifes) March 15, 2015
Like driving the 405 isn't a nightmare of Lynch-ian proportions every other day of the year.
In conclusion, let's wipe away all this negativity by celebrating a goddamned hero: