Overheard In L.A.: Someone Is Always On A Juice Cleanse

This week's edition of Overheard in L.A. features bits of overheard conversation about Hollywood (as always), Tinder (as usual, lately) and juice cleanses (which people should probably stop publicly discussing forever). Overheard of the Week
“Do you know how many girls in L.A. are on a juice cleanse right now because of Coachella?”
via @anniemaipham

We Completely Agree With The Logic Here
“I got grapefruit and cantaloupe juice ‘cause I'm kinda on a cleanse, but I'm eating pizza ‘cause it was half off at Trader Joe's.”
via @divyajoseph

Fauxbies
“Everywhere I go, I see Moby, or a guy who looks like Moby. Always.”
via @Jason_Bernstein

At Least He’s Honest
“The TV show is nonsense. Of course I'd kill to work on it.”
via @Fredsablan

No, It’s Just A Lame Thing To Talk About
“Concentrating on your own life is not the same as being egocentric.”
via @stefanpinto

SMH
“I work for Glen Beck as well.”
via @yoyowhatup

Nope
“We're vegans, but we still eat fish.”
via @GirlPakProds

We Don’t Know What That Is, But Sure
“Ohh, post-humanism has ruined us.”
via @TheRedAlert

Her Dad Is David Lynch
“I Skyped my dad earlier—he was half naked singing karaoke.”
via @LRMichaels

Romance Alive And Well
"Ultimately the deciding factor is whether or not I would have sex with him based off of five Tinder pictures."
via @idacorporal

Plot For Mannequin 3
“She found it on the street! You don't find a mannequin on the street unless it's haunted.”
via @DanPovenmire

Ughhhh
"I didn't watch 'Entourage.' I lived it every day."
via @allegraringo

Mantra For Unhappiness
“I'd rather be fit than full.”
via @Only_inLA

Us, All The Time
"I’m multitasking, motherfucker!”
via @Jersey_CaliGirl

Can’t Wait 4 2nite
“I think Mormons are cool people, they all watch ‘Games.’”
via @JCR_odriguez

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Previously:

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Overheard in L.A.: The Marathon Edition
Overheard in L.A.: The Rain Is Over, We’re Ready to Party
Overheard in L.A.: Miley Cyrus’ Flying Weiner
Overheard in L.A.: The Valentine’s Day Edition
Overheard in L.A.: We’re Already So Over Dumb Starbucks
Overheard in L.A.: That Time We Sort of Met Justin Bieber
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