Here Are The Details About How Charlie Sheen Lost his Virginity

Hollywood's favorite batshit crazy person, Charlie Sheen, revealed today that he lost his virginity exactly the way you might expect: to a hooker, in a Las Vegas hotel room, paid for with his dad's credit card.

The UK Sun reports that Sheen describes the lady of the evening as a redhead named Candy, and the whole escapade as "the greatest night of my life."

The paper also reports that he paid for his cousin Joey, too, but it's not clear whether Joey became a man with Candy or with another woman.

Sheen's dad didn't find out about the expense until several weeks later, despite the fact that he was sleeping in the room next door.