Sponsor
Audience-funded nonprofit news
radio tower icon laist logo
Next Up:
0:00
0:00
Subscribe
  • Listen Now Playing Listen

This is an archival story that predates current editorial management.

This archival content was written, edited, and published prior to LAist's acquisition by its current owner, Southern California Public Radio ("SCPR"). Content, such as language choice and subject matter, in archival articles therefore may not align with SCPR's current editorial standards. To learn more about those standards and why we make this distinction, please click here.

Arts & Entertainment

Ghost Rider: So Bad it's Enjoyably Funny

With our free press under threat and federal funding for public media gone, your support matters more than ever. Help keep the LAist newsroom strong, become a monthly member or increase your support today.

This film is best viewed when stoned. No joke here. About twenty minutes into the movie it dawned on me -- this movie is purposefully making fun of itself. Ghost Rider is a serious movie about a hero who doesn’t take himself seriously at all. Neither does Nicolas Cage for that matter. There is one scene in particular that spells this out, where Cage laughs uncontrollably for several minutes at an orangutan karate-chopping some dude on television, all the while Cage sips jelly beans from a martini glass, pausing at moments to stir them around.

Spoilers and more after the jump.

There are times during the movie that are so absurd you can't help but laugh uncontrollably -- such as when Ghost Rider is faced with an adversary who can shape-shift into the wind. He attempts to bat him out of the air with a chain, to which the villain responds "Haven't you figured it out yet? You cannot defeat the wind!" Ghost Rider then cleverly starts whooshing his chain around in the air until the wind sorcerer dissipates into the air whilst he screams in agony -- fucking awesome.

Sponsor

That scene is followed by the Ghost Rider being chased across the city on his motorcycle by police only to be cornered atop a suspension bridge with limited options left. As he jumps off the bridge -- head aflame of course -- he flips the bird to all of the on-looking cops, at which point everyone in the theater burst into laughter.

When Blaze's best friend, Mack, finally dies during the emotional pinnacle of the movie, Cage quickly pauses over his body and blurts out "Mack!" then quickly moves on. This, my friends, is golden cinema. The climactic battle scene that follows boils down to the Ghost Rider throwing a rock at the villain's back while he is looking the other way, then following that up by throwing more rocks in his face when he subsequently turns around to face him. I don't want to spoil anymore of the laughs for you, but trust me there are plenty more.

Although this movie was predictable and wholly laughable, I am quite positive that the writers, as well as Cage and the director set out to make a black comedy and pander it off as mainstream comic movie junk. This flick is worth checking out for these reasons alone -- so may I suggest getting together with friends, smoking a bowl behind the local multiplex, then strolling into Ghost Rider and thoroughly laughing your ass off.

Ghost Rider (in wide release this weekend) stars Nicolas Cage and Eva Mendes (hotness). It is directed by Mark Steven Johnson, the man behind such bombs as Daredevil, Jack Frost and Elektra.

At LAist, we believe in journalism without censorship and the right of a free press to speak truth to those in power. Our hard-hitting watchdog reporting on local government, climate, and the ongoing housing and homelessness crisis is trustworthy, independent and freely accessible to everyone thanks to the support of readers like you.

But the game has changed: Congress voted to eliminate funding for public media across the country. Here at LAist that means a loss of $1.7 million in our budget every year. We want to assure you that despite growing threats to free press and free speech, LAist will remain a voice you know and trust. Speaking frankly, the amount of reader support we receive will help determine how strong of a newsroom we are going forward to cover the important news in our community.

We’re asking you to stand up for independent reporting that will not be silenced. With more individuals like you supporting this public service, we can continue to provide essential coverage for Southern Californians that you can’t find anywhere else. Become a monthly member today to help sustain this mission.

Thank you for your generous support and belief in the value of independent news.
Senior Vice President News, Editor in Chief

Chip in now to fund your local journalism

A row of graphics payment types: Visa, MasterCard, Apple Pay and PayPal, and  below a lock with Secure Payment text to the right