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Oscar for Best Hand Job: Funny or Die Spoofs Academy Awards
Spoofing the awards ceremony, the comedy site made a minute-and-a-half long video in which Sandra Bullock hands out an Oscar for Best Handjob.
The clip features a dubbed-over Bullock presenting, and Amy Adams, Laura Linney, both of Kristen Stewart's hands, and Joaquin Phoenix as nominees. It also features some incredibly cringe-worthy cuts, so be prepared to be woefully uncomfortable.
To their credit, all the ladies (and the gentleman) appear to give a mean old-fashioned. We won't ruin it by telling you who wins.