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Demi Moore Bore Witness to Miley Cyrus' Penis Cake Fellatio
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The saga of the former Disney princess and the penis cake birthday party just keeps getting weirder. As you no doubt know by now, Miley Cyrus was recently photographed pretending to fellate a birthday cake in the shape of a penis at her boyfriend's January 14th birthday party in downtown L.A. We don't fault her for it -- who hasn't pretended to lick an X-rated confection or two in their youth?
But as it turns out, TMZ reports that standing close by the sugary slab of manhood was 49-year-old Demi Moore. Yes, that's the same Demi Moore who was just hospitalized for a bad reaction to whip-its. Moore was reportedly there with her 23-year-old daughter, Rumer, and was nursing Red Bulls all night.
Since her whip-its mishap, Moore has been released from the hospital and is undergoing spiritual counseling. Here's hoping that it includes washing the remaining traces of Ashton Kutcher out of her hair and returning to her rightful place as one of Hollywood's most fabulous 40-something ladies.
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