Chris Brown Admits That He Does Not Own Rihanna's Vagina
Once upon a time, Chris Brown and Rihanna were together. Then they were apart, and then, well, they were together again.
To hear Brown tell it, that means that RiRi's vagina actually outright belongs to him. While at a party at the Emerson Theatre last week, Brown had the following message for fellow revelers:
"You GOTTA say that one thing to her ... Don't make me have to tell you again, that's my pussy baby! ... so you better not give it away...So every person in this motherfucking building, if you got a bad bitch you better say that shit to her..."
But now, he's backtracking, saying that he was simply quoting a lovely romantic song. According to TMZ, when questioned about the remarks, he said, "It's a song ... it's a song ... that's all it is."
Got that? It's just a song, guys. Which makes it ALL OKAY.