Charlie Sheen Tells Female Security Guard to 'Blow My Balls'

Charlie Sheen got back to his old, winning self yesterday at the Kings game by losing his shit at a security guard who enforced the Staples Center's no re-entry policy.

TMZ reports that Sheen went out for a smoke break then tried to get back in, but to no avail -- a female security guard wouldn't allow it. After arguing with her for a brief period of time, Sheen kept it classy by telling her to "fucking blow my balls, alright, you fucking asshole."

By way of explanation, Sheen told TMZ cameras that he was simply trying to uphold decency in our ever-indecent world.

"Have common sense and common courtesy gone in society?" he said. "That was what I was trying to impress upon her."