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Counting Down From 60? Only in Taradise

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I think this should be part of new regulations on sobriety tests. Counting down from 60. Because apparently it can be difficult, like standing on one leg and saying the alphabet backwards. But on the other hand, who the hell counts down from 60? For New Year's Eve? I might not remember every single countdown I've ever been to, but I'm pretty sure they all started at 10. Which makes more sense today than it ever has before because if you play this clip a few times, you start to forget how to count backwards too. And then you skip numbers and then go you go back and try to do them again, including the numbers you skipped. And then you laugh, say Happy New Year and pretend it never happened. I wonder how much a one-way ticket to Taradise costs?