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Contrary to Popular Belief, the Biggest Dicks in America are NOT in Los Angeles
Graphic courtesy Condomania
Calling all size queens! A new ranking released by Condomania reveals what cities in America have men with the nation's biggest penises. The retailer unzipped their "huge database of penis sizes" (yeah, that's a quote) to figure out where the big dogs dicks are. It appears that despite being where Ron Jeremy and the bulk of the porn industry call home, Los Angeles has a meager showing at #17 on the list. (New Orleans is #1. Maybe that's what the "Big" in "Big Easy" is all about.)
You're probably wondering how Condomania came up with these statistics. Well, they're using the data gathered from processing orders for their line of custom-fit condoms, which has dudes record measurements using a coding system that curbs the propensity to exaggerate their numbers.
Condomania doesn't divulge the hard numbers in the ranking, but to give you an idea of things size up on the spectrum, "25% of the Male Population is Under 5" in Length, 50% are Between 5" and 6" in Length and 25% are Longer than 6" in Length."
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