Fie upon those who wish downfall upon the Westside! We shall smite thee with our flaming elven sword. (That's how we talk to LAist staffers who aren't behaving; nothing whips a writing team into shape like a little dangerous elf talk.) We will now stop being nerds and give you incentive to visit the Westside. Here are some more happy hour specials that'll make you wish you lived on the beachier side of life. Smell that fresh air? Feel that breeze? That's called the ocean. It's why you live in California. Westsiders know that -- why don't you drink to it?

• Liquid Kitty: Monday thru Friday 5PM–8PM (Sundays: All night!) Well drinks: $4.00 Low Life (combo of well shot and Pabst Blue Ribbon): $4.00. $1.00 off all Martinis.
• The Galley, Santa Monica: 5-6:30pm seven days a week. Served at bar only. Selected bar menu items (check out starred items on menu here) 50% off with $4.00 beverage minimum.
• Ye Olde King's Head: M-F, 4-7pm. The King's Head has always been one of my first and favorite bars. Half-priced pub snacks and drink specials--$3 well drinks and house wines, $4 for 20oz beers --at the bar only.