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Arts & Entertainment

Teen Bride Courtney Stodden's New 'Hello Kitty' Video Will Make You Want To Claw Your Eyes Out

Emma G. Gallegos

Published May 18, 2012 11:00 PM

Beware: the Courtney Stodden video above that pays homage to Hello Kitty is disturbing—even by Courtney Stodden standards.

The almost-famous Twitter poet and aspiring reality TV star gets dressed up and then down on all fours to act like a cat. She drinks water from a bowl, licks her "paws," kicks up kitty litter with her platforms and coughs up a hairball. We're hoping it's her middle-aged hubby doing the behind-the-camera work and not some poor schmuck trying to pay off film school loans.

We agree with Huffington Post which writes, "...we can't help but feel as if we stumbled upon some weird role-play thing meant only for Stodden and her 51-year-old husband, actor Doug Hutchison."