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Troubled starlet Amanda Bynes has used Twitter to make requests before (like asking President Obama to fire the cop who arrested her for drunk driving), but her latest short-form masterpiece is something else: "I want @drake to murder my vagina." Well, as long as she isn't driving!
And it's already a bigger hit than her 2006 film She's the Man—there are 8,291 retweets and 4,247 favorites so far! Some responses:
Maybe it's jealousy, but now I want Drake to put his dick inside my dick.
— Eugene Mirman (@EugeneMirman) March 22, 2013
Anyway, Bynes followed that with, "Twerking out." Twerking is "to work one's body, as in dancing, especially the rear end" or, as a noun, "The rhythmic gyrating of the lower fleshy extremities in a lascivious manner with the intent to elicit sexual arousal or laughter in ones intended audience." In case you can't imagine it: