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Amanda Bynes Tweets, "I Want Drake To Murder My Vagina"
Troubled starlet Amanda Bynes has used Twitter to make requests before (like asking President Obama to fire the cop who arrested her for drunk driving), but her latest short-form masterpiece is something else: "I want @drake to murder my vagina." Well, as long as she isn't driving!
And it's already a bigger hit than her 2006 film She's the Man—there are 8,291 retweets and 4,247 favorites so far! Some responses:
Maybe it's jealousy, but now I want Drake to put his dick inside my dick.
— Eugene Mirman (@EugeneMirman) March 22, 2013
Anyway, Bynes followed that with, "Twerking out." Twerking is "to work one's body, as in dancing, especially the rear end" or, as a noun, "The rhythmic gyrating of the lower fleshy extremities in a lascivious manner with the intent to elicit sexual arousal or laughter in ones intended audience." In case you can't imagine it: