Mark Graham

Tonight's Oscar festivities promise to be the most memorable since last year's, which is why why we'll be here all night long liveblogging from the comfort of our Room & Board couch.

If you're anything like us, you're gonna need a closetful of booze to get through the nine-plus hours of Oscars coverage on E! and ABC.

We've read all the Oscar blogs, consulted all the oddsmakers, and charted all the trends to give you the inside scoop about who's going home with a Little Gold Man on Sunday night.