Sabrina_C

Dear Sabrina's Vagina is a weekly column that gets published when the parts connected to the vagina get up off their ass and reply to poorly written letters, very poorly. If you feel the need to have a vagina berate you with insulting comments please send all messages here. Otherwise, you can visit the author here and watch her yell at countless amounts of other people. Dear Sabrina's Vagina, Recently I went on a...

Dear Sabrina's Vagina, I just read your column. You seem to think you're "all knowing". Well, if that's a fact please explain to myself and the rest of your readers what the true spirit of Christmas is. I figure in the very least this should be good cause even if you're rude to me it will exemplify the sort of ignorant moron you actually are. Stephanie Dear Stephanie, Are you always so pleasant? It's...

Not so helpful advice from the giver of life. Dear Sabrina's Vagina, I suppose this question is directed to you because I have no one else to turn to. I like to think that I am a physically fit, twenty-six-year-old male. I should be the sort of guy that every woman wants. I am successful, intelligent and outgoing. I have good taste in art, music and movies. Even though I am apart of (and...

Regardless of their reasons, I became the woman with 25 condoms hanging around loosely in my purse. I looked like Sally Slam Pig. The second any man caught a glimpse into my hooker handbag he'd know for sure that I was a douche bag or that I already had the AIDS. PRECAUATION. PRECAUTION. PRECAUTION.

Consider this for a second, a bar that has a happy hour from 11 p.m. till midnight Wednesdays & Thursdays where the drinks are half-price. Then consider this bar is conveniently located in the middle of Hollywood. Then consider it also allows women to dance on the bar itself and in their bird cage. Then consider this same bar's bartenders pouring whiskey all over the bar and setting it on fire. Then consider why...